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Join The Campaign To Educate Grayling With Compliments Of The TUC

Chris Grayling minister for destruction fo work and pensionsWhilst Chris Grayling MP is the current unemployment minister responsible for the review of Health & Safety legislation, questions have been raised with regard to his suitability for the post based on his apparent total lack of understanding and knowledge of current health and safety legislation and its practical implementation in the workplace.

His current title is: Minister of State at the Department for Destruction Of Work and Pensions.

Unionsafety has become aware of concern within UK's health & safety community about Grayling's ability to do his job and oversee and complete a thorough and professional review of current legislation and good practice.

They also question Grayling's ability to produce a coherent and appropriate programme of H&S legislation reform targeted at employers that will be sufficiently robust to ensure the health, safety and welfare of the UK's workforce.

Fred Cloybb of campaigning group, 'We Didn't Vote For The Tories To Kill Us At Work' told Unionsafety:

"As a leading light within the Tory led colition government, Chris Grayling has been appointed by Cameron because of his highly prized credentials, which are required in order to implement the government's plans for health & safety legislation, and the workplaces of this country."

Fred continued:

"It has come to our attention that at a recent meeting with Murdoch and Cameron, Grayling was applauded as a man of totally questionable principles who would ensure he did not allow his complete lack of any experience of a working environment in the UK, nor his lack of knowledge of health & safety law and best practice in particular; get in the way of him driving through a review of, and complete decimation of, any currently existing safe working places.

Furthermore, Murdoch and Cameron where overheard saying they could rely on Grayling to ensure that the consequential increase in deaths and injuries will be quickly dismissed, and the ability of anyone to blame and take action against the employer will be removed by legislative changes."

The cunning plan, Fred explained to Unionsafety, is to club together enough funds required to educate Chris Grayling on health and safety legislation, COPs, and best practice, in the hope that this will purge him of his highly prized credentials based on ignorance of said legislation, and make him incapable of carrying out the wishes of the Tory led colition government.

Hazards at Work - USRs BibleThe key to his education is said to be an open secret: The TUC's Hazards at Work: organising for safe and healthy workplaces - 2009 Edition, otherwise known as the USR's Bible, Trade Union Edition.

Completely revised and updated for 2009, this third edition of the TUC’s best-selling guide to health and safety at work in its popular new book format remains indispensable for union reps and safety practitioners, and those wishing to educate Grayling. It includes new pages on nano-technology and amended occupational health and legislation information. The latter of which Grayling is said to have not even heard of!

The edition costs the princely sum of between £18 and £45 depending upon which underground group you belong to: £18 for a TUC member, £30 for a trade union member, and £45 for a non member sympathiser. Costs change frequently and so the current charges can be found here

Fred Cloybb's campaigning group, affiliated to the media outlawed Trade Union Movement, insist that the USR's Bible can be bought by anyone with enough money and then sent to Chris Grayling, at the HSE of CG in Epsom or to his offices in Parliament (Ignorent Tory Beestards Dept.)

On the other hand you could always order two copies and keep one for yourself!

Hurry while stocks last and Grayling remains ignorant of health & safety legislation!

Source: HSE Of CG / WDVFTTTKUAW / unionsafety



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